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    笑话：

    在一所乡村小学校里，有一个小学生上课迟到了，老师让他说明理由，

    他便实话实说：“今天一早我赶着一头母猪去配种，所以来晚了。”

    老师生气地说：“这种事为什么不让你爸爸去干呢？”

    学生惊讶地问道：“这怎么能行呢？这种事非得公猪不可。”

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