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Glyphwasstillinthemen’sroom,probablyemptyinghisbowelsthroughsomemeaofteologyoracrobatics,orboth.Caldwellwonderedhowsomeohnolegswenttothetoilet.lythekindofthingyou’dwanttotalkaboutifyouwereinhisshoes.YouevenhadtobecarefulwithyourpunsorturnsofphraseasGlyphwouldprobablynevereverwearshoesagain.
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