Movingbaefromcollegebroughtakindofstuportomydailylife,andmynightsbecameawakingdread.IfIoundingoutyetanotherimitationonthepiano,Iwasbehindthebar,tendingtotheusualcrowdwithdemonsoftheirown.IhadfallenintoaroutiOscarswheraofthemallarrivedandorderedashotofwhiskey.Heslidtheglassagainsttherailandstaredatit.Iwentontotheer,pouredabeer,slicedalemon,andcamebacktotheguy,andthedrinkwassittingundisturbed.Heixyfellow,,sober,inacheapsuitandtie,andasfarasIcouldtell,hehadntliftedhishandsfromhislap.
"Whatsthematter,mister?Youhaventtouchedyourdrink."
"WouldyougiveittomeonthehouseifImakethatglassmovewithouttougit?"
"Whatdoyoumean,move?Howfar?"
"Howfarwouldithavetomoveforyoutobelieve?"
"Notfar."Iwashooked."Moveitatall,andyouhaveadeal."
Hereachedouthisrighthandtoshakeonit,ahhim,theglassstartedslidingslowlydownthebaruntilitcametoahaltaboutfiveiohisleft."Amagieverrevealsthesecrettothetries."
"HenryDay,"Isaid."AlotofguyseihallsortsoftricksbutthatsthebestIeversaw."
"Illpayforthis,"Messaid,puttingadollaronthebar."Butyouowemeanother.Inafreshglass,ifyouplease,Mr.Day."
Hegulpedthesedshotandpulledtheinalglassbafrontofhim.Overtheseveralhours,hesuckeredfourpeoplewiththatsametrick.Yetheouchedthefirstglassofwhiskey.Hedrankforfreeallnight.Aroundeleven,Messtooduptogohome,leavionthebar.
"Hey,Mac,yourdrink,"Icalledafterhim.