BythePucksphallicorientation,youknowhimforacreatureofKingOberons.

    HairyPuckfellihGoldenHermandofteofrolidthelovelylivingstatueinthemoonlitglade,althoughhecouldnot,happilyfortheHerm,getnearenoughtotouchbecauseTitaniaforethoughtfullyhadthrownamagicalcordonsanitairearoundherlovelyadoptive,sothats/hewas,asitwere,inaninvisibleglasscase,suchass/hemightfindherselfin,someturieslater,ioriaandAlbertMuseum.Againstthistransparent,intangiblebarrier,thePuckoftenflatteillfurtherhisalreadysnubnose.

    TheHermremovedhis/herleftfootfromitssinher/hiscrotdplaceditontheground.Withonesingle,fluent,gracilemovementoftransition,s/heshiftedontothe.Thelotusandthesnake,oherarm,stayedwheretheywere.

    ThePuck,pressedtightagainstTitaniasmagic,sighedheavily,steppedbackafewpadbegaicallytoplaywithhimself.Haveyouseenfairysperm?Wemortalscallit,cuckoospit.

    Andnopassing,clayeymortal,trampingthroughthewoodo,heavyfeet,scatteringthefairieswhotwitterlikebatsintheirfright,justassuchamortalcouldneverhearthem,sohewouldneverspottheunafraidHerm,stigstock-stillasatrance.

    Andifyoudidcetospyhim/her,youwouldthileyellowidolwasatalismandroppedfromagypsypocket,perhaps,oracharmfallenoffagirlsbracelet,orelsethegiftfrominsideaveryexpensivecracker.

    Yet,ifyoupickedupthebeautifulobjedhelditonthepalmofyourhand,youwouldfeelhowwarmitwas,asifsomebodyhadbeenholdingittightbeforeyoucameandonlyjustputitdown.

    And,ifyouwatchedlongenough,youwouldseethegoldensequinsoftheeyelidsmove.

    Atwhichaw