YearsagineandIbothworkedasinterviewers;forawhileweevenworkedtogether.Irememberoernoonwhenshespentawholehouraskingmeallaboutfacialtissues,andafterwardIquizzedheronplasticsuitcases.Unfortuheagencydidawaywiththelonginterviewsandreplacedthemwithstreetpolls.Wewereexpectedtostandoutsideschools,departmentstores,andgoveroffidsurveypeopleabouttaxpolidTVguides.herofuswaodothat,andsowewentourseparateways.
Areythesedays?Iask.
Imtakingacoursetobeadeathpanion,saysRegine.
Oh,Isay,uosuppressalaugh.
Itsaseriousmatter,saysRegine.
Idliketoaskherwhattheyteasuchacourse,butdontdare.
Isitgoingwell?Iaskinstead.
Retlytheywaoseforthefirsttimetoapanyawomanwhowasy-oneyearsold,butshesentmeawayafterhalfanhour.
hlaugh,avoidingeachotherseyes.
Sheprobablythoughtyouweredeathinpersoakeheraway,Isay.
Ididhatway.
Afterall,someonewhosdyiseverybodywhosgoingonliving,Isay.
Youtalk,saysRegine,asifyoudalreadydiedonce.
OfcourseIhave,manytimes,haventyou?
Welaugh,andIdontkninefullyuandsmylastremark.Sheholdsoutherhandandsaysgoodbye.
Givemeacall,shesaysinparting.
Idontneedadeathpanion,Iwanttocalloutafterher,butatthelastmomentIholdmytongue.
AlittlelateritoccurstomethatRegineandIactuallydiedoogether.FirstIhadinterviewedheraboutvacationsandlongdistaravel,theerviewedmeaboutedfoodandready-madedinners.Afterthatwewerepletelyexhaustedandlaydownonhercarpet.Wedrankhalfabottleofwineandgoofedarounduntiloureyelidsst