EXT.TROUTSBARNIGHT

    WehearHawaiianmusic.WeseeatruckwithGUESTSdriveupand

    HULADAhroughbarnslats.

    INT.TROUTSBARN-NIGHT

    Itsasmallbarnthatsbeenvertedintoaluauwithabar.

    ABANDplaysfortwohuladaheTroutshaddecoratedit

    asalittlesliceofHawaii.Therearetikilights,numerous

    rentedplasticpalmtreesandfiberglasscopiesofHawaiian

    statuary.Stringsofcoloredlightscrisscrosstheceiling.

    ItlookslikeaHawaiianhighsonpromnight.

    Maggiesfamily,Mrs.Troutandpeoplewevealreadymet,and

    more,arehere,millingaroundwittropicaldrinksgarnished

    withumbrellas.Plasticleisaboundandmostpeoplehave

    maofindtheiroldHawaiianshirts.

    Asweein,thehuladancersfinishtheirapplauseandMrs.

    Troutannounces.Huladaop.

    LOUTROUT

    Weletoourannualtryluau.As

    youknow,BettyandIgotmarriedon

    therimofthecrater,DiamondHead.

    MRS.TROUT

    (grabbingthe

    microphone)

    Thisyear,werededigourfirst

    dahesoon-to-benewlyweds,the

    KingandQueenofHawaii,Maggieand

    Bob.

    Thecoupleenters.BobisagoodybronzedgodinhisKing

    Kamahamelaoutfit.Maggieisspectacularihentic

    lookingHarincessget-up.Butherfacerefleone

    ofthefestivitiesaroundher.Everynowandthen,shelooksup

    andglancesaroundforIke,hatingherselfforit.

    MRS.TROUT(td)

    KingandQueen,dance.

    MaggieandBobstarttodaheQuartersings"AlohaOe."

    MRS.TROUT(td)

    Everybodydance.

    Everybo