MAGGIE

    Maybesomeday.

    IKE

    Youafraidtotry?

    MAGGIE

    (staresathim)

    No,Imnotafraid.Just...Maybe

    someday.

    IKE

    Well,Imimpressed.Absolutely

    incredible.

    (sitting)

    Ididntexpekandlacy,butthis

    islyawomansroom.

    MAGGIE

    Whatanincrediblechauvinistic

    observation.

    INT.MAGGIESLIVINGROOM-ABITLATERTHATDAY

    MaggiesshowingIkeerings.

    MAGGIE

    ThatsBriaookmeutoeing

    onthelakeandgavemetheringina

    velvetbox.

    Ikesnores.Maggiehitshim.

    MAGGIE(td)

    (defensive)

    Itwasclassic.

    MaggiehandsIkean.Thisoneisintheshapeofa

    GratefulDeadrose.

    MAGGIE(td)

    Gill.Ofcourse.Heproposedatthe

    tie-dyet-shirtstandataDeadcert.

    Itwasverysweetuntilhehalluated

    thatthedrumsetwasablood-sug

    spacealien.

    IKE

    Alwaysamoodkiller.

    MAGGIE

    Stillsweet.

    MaggiehandsIkeathirdring.Itsintheshapeofabutterfly

    andstuddedwithmulti-s.

    MAGGIE(td)

    Gee.Heproposedatabutterfly

    farminSt.Thomas.Theringwas

    insideaco.

    IKE

    (grimag)

    Itsalittle"SileheLambs"

    forme.Itbelieveyouwaitedfor

    theweddingtorun.

    MAGGIE

    Hesaomologist!Ithoughtitwas

    veryunique.

    NowMaggieshowsIketheringonherhand.Itsagold"#1"with

    adiamoothenumber.

    MAGGIE(td)

    AndhereweareatBob.Heproposed

    during