EXT.USATODAYLOADINGDOCK-DAY
Ikeridessadlyonthebackofaforklift,getsoffandwalks
out.
EXT.HALERESIDENTIALSTREET-ANOTHERM
ANGLEONMAGGIESHOUSE:
Atraingoesby.Amodestclapboardhouseorch.Two
entrances.APAPERBOYtossesapaperontothelawninfrontof
thehouse.ThefrontdooropensandMaggieappearsfreshoutof
bed,wearingonlyajacketandpanties.Heedlessofbeingseen
thisway,shescampersouttothesidewalktopickupher
deliveredpaper:USAToday.Shetearsofftheplasticbagand
ripsintoit,lookingforherletter.Shefindsit.Asmileon
herface,thenshescampersbatothehouse.
INT.MAGGIESHOUSE-THATMOMENT
MaggieskipsbatoherhousewhichsheshareswithFather
andGrandma.Acozyandeclecticplacecreativelyfurnishedon
ashoe-string.Sherushesinto:KITWHEREBOBKELLY,
fiance#4,ispagsintoabackpack.Bob,38,hasa
pleasantfadabodythatisalmostshoglybuff.Hes
wearingaT-shirtthatreads:"MountaineersDoItAgainstthe
Wall.",Maggiedancesover,wavingthepaperandsinging.
MAGGIE
Sheedhim,sheedhim...
Bobtesttheweightofthebackpackaddingdehydratefood.
BOB
ehere,Mag,andtrythison.
Maggieputsthepaperoterandstartstoread
aloud,payingnomindtoBob,whoisstigherarmsthrough
thestrapsofthebackpack.
MAGGIE
Listen:"DearMs.Carpenter,I
apologizetoyouforthisunfortunate
matter.IkeGrahamsnwillno
longerbeappearinginthispaper.
Bestofluyouuping